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Scousers - We love 'em - honest!

A scouser walks into the job centre in Liverpool and says to the bloke at the desk "I'd like a job please"

The man says "I think you might just be in luck"

"There's a local millionaire who's just turned 80.  He has a 25 year old wife who's blonde with big boobies.  She likes to party most nights of the week & he's asked us to find someone who's prepared to drive her to and from the parties and see her right in the back of the Rolls whenever she asks"

The scouser says "You've got to be winding me up, right?"

The bloke says "well you bloomin' started it"

(Perhaps more of a reflection on the economy than on our loveable scouser friends!)

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