spend ninety percent of my money on booze and women, and the other ten
percent I just waste"
he really say that????
"Something landed in my garden last week!" "Really?"
"Yes, it was anothor one of Beckham's penalty kicks."
"Did you hear about that
bloke that's been sentenced to solitary confinement?" "No." "Well, he's been sent to
play in England's mid-field!"
WE WOZ ROBBED ! Err Woz We?
To show that we are a sporting lot -
Portugal most certainly deserved to win their quarter final match
against England in Euro 2004.
England probably never stood a chance of winning. It was
10 men against Portugal's 13 - well Beckham and the referee were
certainly playing for Portugal! That's not to take it away from
Portugal though, they were the much better team on that night, without
England's players looked tired, unfit and, quite frankly, rather
useless. Maybe they're not paid enough?