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So just how fast did you say you could run?





LAWYERS

I phoned my company of lawyers, Goldstein Goldstein and Goldstein and asked to speak to Mr Goldstein.  The voice on the end of the line said  "I'm sorry but Mr Goldstein is on holiday at the moment".  "Okay", I said, "perhaps I could speak to Mr Goldtein then?".  The voice said "I'm sorry but, Mr Goldstein is ill at the moment."  "Alright", I said "well can you put me through to Mr Goldstein then?"  "Yes. Speaking".  "Ah good, can I ask you two questions?" I queried. "Certainly." came the reply "Now what's your second question?"



It's snow joke. 
Drinking on duty is a serious breach of contract.






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....Just had to pop off to see if I can get a new tyre for my trailer boss.






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