ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT SEEM TO HAVE NO SATISFACTORY ANSWER:
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara
their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline:
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do you have to click on "Start"
Why is lemon
juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog
food when it has a
& improved" flavour?
Why didn't Noahswat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they
sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for
the indestructible black box?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they
called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal"
flying is so safe?
AND THERE'S MORE....
are some actual label instructions on consumer goods, some just
plain daft and others obviously created by the company lawyers to cover
On a Myer hairdryer:
not use while sleeping".
On a bag of crisps:
could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of
"Directions: Use like regular
On some frozen dinners:
"Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
not iron clothes on body".
Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights:
indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor:
to be used for the other use".
On a packet of
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume:
of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
not attempt to stop chain with your hands or private parts".