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Why does the sun lighten our hair,

but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara

with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline:

"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do you have to click on "Start"

to stop Windows?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a

"new & improved" flavour?

Why didn't Noahswat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do they call the airport "the terminal"

if flying is so safe?


Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods, some just plain daft and others obviously created by the company lawyers to cover ALL angles.
Mind Boggling!

On a Myer hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping".

On a bag of crisps:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Palmolive soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap".

On some frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost".

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert

(printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body".

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only".

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use".

On a packet of peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts".

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or private parts".

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