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Some Amusing Odds 'n' Ends

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A small but amusing collection of funny stuff that we have collected over time - we don't know where most of this hilarious stuff came from but it always makes us laugh, so here is our little collection of anything funny or almost funny!  Simple really. 

See the headings below, but just make sure that you've got two of everything down the outside and one of everything down the middle and that you've got your funny-bone engaged!  Read on and snigger!


Funny Stuff
OH !   - BUT FIRST: 
In what way are politicians and nappies similar?
Well, both should be changed regularly . . . . . . and for the same reason!

The thing with Politics:
No matter which party you vote for . . . . .

. . . . the bloody government STILL gets in!!

THAT FEELING:
Do you ever get the feeling that nobody cares that you even exist?
Yes?
. . . . . Well try missing a credit card payment!
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AH ! - Before you scroll down to the rest of the Funny Stuff, here's another amusing thing:

When I was a child I remember seeing a sign in a shop window that said "Ear piercing While You Wait"  I thought it was very odd, even as someone of few years.  I wondered - are there shops that advertise 'Haircut While You Wait' or even 'Tattooing While You Wait' perhaps?

Today I muse - is there somewhere that offers 'Colonic Irrigation While You Wait'?   I might ask; "Sir, perhaps I could leave my large intestine with you, while I go to the shops, and pop back later to collect it, as I don't fancy being present during the procedure?"


Funny Stuff



Funny Stuff
CLICK ON AN ITEM THAT TICKLES YOUR FANCY!
Tee Hee Hee

Funny Stuff

YOUR HOROSCOPE - What's in your stars?
AVERAGES AVERAGES
GATES vs
                          GENERAL MOTORS - Aint it the truth!! GATES vs GENERAL MOTORS  -  Aint it the truth!! 
THE DONKEY'S WOTSITS !  
PLAY WITH THE SPIDER -But don't hurt him!!  
RELATIONSHIPS IN THE COMPUTER AGE   
NOSTALGIA - Is it what it use to be?   
COOPER CLASSICS - Some real gems to make you smile 
THE TONY BLAIR MEMORIAL FUND  -  Please Give Generously   
LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE - with the MDS975 Language Laboratory  
MAD ANIMALS
GIRLS and MAPS   
Get The E-Mail Address Correct!!  
Priceless  
Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone - "Capstick Comes Home" By Tony Capstick.
Airlines
'Foopball' and Formula One
How Fast Can You Run? ....and some more nonsense from the WORK environment
Unanswered Questions and Silly Labelling
Prison vs Work and Other Pearls Of Wisdom
Millionaires  
Speeding?  Surely Not!

An amusing letter from the Inland Revenue - Is there such a thing?
There's no hope - Student metaphors
An Xmas joke
Do You Know?
Mens Liberation
A literate president - not
Church ladies and typewriters
Scousers
Slenlpig - what?
DAMS
Radio can be bad for you?
More FUNNY PICTURES
A Veritable Plethora Of Very Very Silly Jokes
 

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